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Obama, McCain Release Candid Joint Statement!

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Make sure you're sitting down and wearing like 20-25 straitjackets when you read this: "At this defining--" blah blah blah we're bored, you're bored, enough. Don't read the rest of this two-paragraph statement, it's gross! Hint: there are only two proper nouns (the excitin' ones!) in it: "Washington" and "Americans." Obviously they talked about neither of those things! Just watch thathilarious video again instead. Check out the shot about halfway through of gay Lindsey Graham staring at hunky Obama and thinking, "All we need is a bottle of ranch dressing and some firecrackers, and I've already got the ranch." [Ben Smith]

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