Obama Meeting With Famous College Dropout To Discuss Aaron Sorkin Plot
"President Obama willmeet with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and other business leaders when he visits San Francisco Thursday according to a source familiar with the arrangements." Well alright. Obama is apparently going to discuss innovation and science and his "Win the Future" thing. That's cute, but America is totally bankrupt of ideas, and probably will be forever. Case in point: his administration is still calling this "Win the Future," which sounds like a really stupid, pathetic branding attempt for a declining company/country. There really is no better name for this? So Obama will discuss innovation with these guys, and these guys won't divulge anything meaningful, because if businessmen actually have any good ideas, they like to keep them from their competitors. The most productive thing Obama can ask Zuckerberg, obviously, is what it was like working with Bill Murray on Zombieland.
An administration official telling CNN the talks will focus on "how we can work together to win the future, strengthen our economy, support entrepreneurship, and get the American people back to work."
"Tell the kids to drop out of college and be a douche to their friends and everyone but the douchiest guy they know. The end. America saved." [CNN]