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Obama Picks Florida Person To Run Hurricaines

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FEMA is thesecretive X-Files agency that builds the Concentration Camps for American poors who will somehow be fattened up even more so the Space Monsters can have food and also get diabetes. But in tragic reality, FEMA is just this inept federal agency that makes sure shit goes very wrong whenever there's a hurricane. And hurricanes often happen in America's Dumbest State, Flordia, so that's why Barack Obama picked some random FLA person to help flood America.


Craig Fugate, who oversees the daily tragic emergencies in Florida, will be Barack Obama's new chief of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

"I'm confident that Craig is the right person for the job and will ensure that the failures of the past are never repeated," Obama said today. This was a funny reference to famous idiot Michael "Brownie" Brown, the actual retarded clown George W. Bush put in charge of FEMA for absolutely no known reason.

After the terrible destruction of New Orleans, Brown was fired because not enough black people drowned. He was replaced with a frightening ghoul named "Michael Chertoff," who was dug up in Transylvania by earth demons.

Obama names Florida emergency boss as FEMA chief [Reuters]

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It started with them damn hats. (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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