barack obama
Democrats
larry summers
nobodies
paul volcker
pt so boring
secretary of treasury
timothy geithner
Obama Picks Some Nobody For Treasury

Well this is terribly disappointing! After a veritabletwo weeks of post-election speculation about our future Secretary of the Treasury, with an endless parade of sexist buffoons and kindly forest-giants to choose from, Barack Obama goes for some dude named Tim Geithner who appears to be of normal stature and possessed of no serious personality defects. YAWN.
Let's review:
- President of the New York Fed.
- Youngish.
- Not bad-looking.
- Has worked for the Treasury for a million years, since 1988, under five different Secretaries.
JESUS CHRIST HE IS GIVING US NOTHING TO WORK WITH HERE. We'll just have to hope Obama goes with the half-Mexican womanizer for Commerce, as threatened.
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