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Obama Puts White House Guests On Starvation Diet

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Rumor has it that people who have attended the White House's many recent dinner functions are peeved that they didn't get enough food. Apparently meals are served in "tiny little portions," maybe in the French style? We all know that 1) Americans are too fat because their idea of portion control is confining their evening meal to single wheelbarrowful and 2) the Obamas are admirably fit, therefore 3) the Obamas eat like little birds and are now trying to make our nation's legislators eat like little birds, for Health. Our nation's legislators do not like this one bit. They would much prefer reheated Hungry Man dinners. [Taegan Goddard's Political Wire]

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