Obama to Iowa: Do You Like Me? Circle One Y/N

"I want to wait and hear what John Edwards has to say, he's kind of good-looking. And you know, Hillary Clinton, you know, she's interesting."

-Barack Obama, in Iowa on Saturday.

This explains a lot about the race for the Democratic nomination so far. They all have crushes on each other! It's kinda cute! Obama's totally gonna pull Hillary's hair during the first debate, then Edwards will tell the moderator that Obama's passing notes, forcing an embarrassed Barry Hussein to read it aloud before the whole country.

Meanwhile, at the Republican debate, McCain will wrestle Mitt Romney to the ground and begin beating him senseless with Sam Brownback's severed arm.

Obama, Clinton Sparring Early [WP]


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