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  • The brother of Iraq's most famous shoe-throwing journalist says the journalist was beaten in custody. [BBC News]
  • European bank HSBC exposed one billion of its precious hot dollars to notorious ponzi schemer Bernard Madoff. [MarketWatch]
  • Police found explosives in a Paris department store after they were tipped off by the Agence France-Presse. It's a media fairy tale! [New York Times]
  • Man! She got a cover story on Time and everything, and yet DC's education chancellor, Michelle Rhee, got passed over for Secretary of Education. The post will go to Barack Obama's Chicago crony Arne Duncan instead. [Washington Post]
  • Oh noes, the Detroit bailout is on hold while President Bush "looks at the data." [Detroit Free Press]
  • Moderate centrist Coloradan Senator Ken Salazar will be the Secretary of the Interior, so quit your whining, Hispanics, you got another one. [Los Angeles Times]
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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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