That hippie Obama family will set a fine example for America's subsistence farmers by filling in a patch of dirt on the White House lawn with horse poop and bugs. Inside this hell-mound, they will grow warty vegetables for rabbits and worms to feast on before they are ripped half-rotten from the earth and land, unwashed, in an elite arugula salad. In conclusion, organic gardening is an offense against God. [Sara's NBC gig]

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