The liberals are going to poop all over Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission by making WordPress weblogs illegal. Makes sense and very sneaky! [RedState]

The president of Brazil (Hugo Chavez) has been hanging out with the unfashionable Moscow/Tehran crowd, and you know what that means! Yes, Brazil has the Bomb and also probably the Earthquake Machine. [Weekly Standard]

Matt Yglesias doesn't understand why the media is ignoring the anonymous American hero who gallantly hid a pipe bomb in a Jacksonville mosque. [Matt Yglesias]

Contrary to popular belief, the British Royal Navy does not maintain a database of sea monster sightings or sea monster fan fiction written by lonely sailor-men. However, the Queen does keep an accurate tally of all the popcorn shrimp she encounters during tea time and luncheon. [Hit & Run]

Michael Steele was accused of being part of "the Republican Party Establishment," which he denied obviously, because Michael Steele is actually a rebellious Republican cow that got squashed by a caboose. [Think Progress]