Ocean Infested By Undocumented Sea Monsters (Illegals)
The liberals are going to poop all over Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission by making WordPress weblogs illegal. Makes sense and very sneaky! [RedState]
The president of Brazil (Hugo Chavez) has been hanging out with the unfashionable Moscow/Tehran crowd, and you know what that means! Yes, Brazil has the Bomb and also probably the Earthquake Machine. [Weekly Standard]
Matt Yglesias doesn't understand why the media is ignoring the anonymous American hero who gallantly hid a pipe bomb in a Jacksonville mosque. [Matt Yglesias]
Contrary to popular belief, the British Royal Navy does not maintain a database of sea monster sightings or sea monster fan fiction written by lonely sailor-men. However, the Queen does keep an accurate tally of all the popcorn shrimp she encounters during tea time and luncheon. [Hit & Run]
Michael Steele was accused of being part of "the Republican Party Establishment," which he denied obviously, because Michael Steele is actually a rebellious Republican cow that got squashed by a caboose. [Think Progress]