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Official Wonkette Endorsement: Patrick Murphy

None of us are related to this guy, who's running for the Democratic nomination in Pennsylvania's 8th Congressional District, but we found his last Press Release pretty funny.


LARRY OTTER ENDORSES ANDY WARREN FOR CONGRESS

LEVITTOWN, PA--May 14, 2006--In response to Larry Otter's endorsement of Andy Warren, Josh Nanberg, campaign manager for Patrick Murphy issued the following statement:

"OK"



Ha! Clever. Today's the PA primary, so get out and vote! Because we need more sarcasm in the House. Have you been over there lately? We got Linda Sanchez, and that's about it. Also, this guy's totally cuter than his opponent. Here's a picture of him with Bill Clinton:

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Patrick Murphy For Congress

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According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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