Have you been outside today? What the hell happened out there last night? It's utter chaos!

Upwards of ONE INCH of dangerous snow has once again paralyzed the city, forcing the Senate to move its 10 a.m. Homeland Security vote to 1 p.m.

Noting it might seem strange for those outside the Beltway that a little white powder falling from the sky could cripple Senate operations, the Nevada Democrat said Washington is "different from a lot of other places."

Yes, it's much, much wussier.

Also, some Senator's apparently stuck on a train! Though he's surely been killed and eaten by his starving fellow passengers by now. Senators are slow-moving and generally large enough to feed dozens of regular citizens.

The Bitter Inch [WT]


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