Oh Shit, It Is The Last Minute For Your #Resistance Christmas And Whatnot!
YOU forgot to do your Christmas shopping yet, and WE forgot to make a whole bunch of new designs that would have put (judging by last year's merch sales compared to this year's) an extra $12,000 or so in our booze and barbecue fund! Well have no fear, because everything you buy from Wonkette this week will be sent USPS Priority (arrives in two to three days) ON US!
Order these things in bulk!
That is just a very good hat.
This is just a very good hat too.
Or this hat, like Jesus wears!
Or you could buy two or whatever, or ALL THREE!
Here are some "collectors items" (sadface emoji) Hillary shirts to curl up and cry in.
This is what a Hillary Clinton T-shirt looks like in the wild. Buy yours now!
And babies? What of the babies??? They are here.
Games? YES! WE MADE THEM!
Cups and notebooks and throw pillows and tote bags and everything you could slap your mama on? With lots of different designs we're not showing here? Yes. Those are all here. (These are NOT covered by my previous promise to send everything this week Priority, because these are fulfilled by Redbubble, and we just get a cut.)
Everybody all set? Good, and git shoppin'!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.