'Oh, Those Secret Prisons'
Even though none of the TV networks interrupted the soaps for his jabbering, it seems Bush did give a speech somewhere ... we only know because the liberal communists over at NPR ran the entire goddamned thing, live.
Recap: Terror, Iraq, Terror, Bad People ... and oh, by the way, all those secret CIA prisons where U.S. goons torture people? The ones we always denied even existed? Well, uh, yeah, they all exist. We have secret torture prisons all over the world. But it's OK now, because I have authorized the transfer of 14 brown people to the acknowledged torture prison at Guantanamo Bay. Rock on.
It was an excellent speech [NRO's The Corner]