Oh, WALNUTS! McCain Announces, On Letterman Show
John McCain went on the Letterman show last night to announce that he will announce that he's announcing that he will run for the president of announcements, possibly in April.
New polls of Republican primary voters show that Walnuts is now about 20 points behind the fascist gay-loving cross-dressing ex-mayor of 9/11. Eddie Izzard is running a strong third. Why doesn't everybody love McCain's great WALNUTS! routine?