Ohio Gov. John Kasich Wants You To Know His ‘Hot Wife’ Is In Kitchen, Making Him a Sammich, Where She Belongs
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One and that's not funny? Oh no no no no. Feminists don't change lightbulbs, apparently, if Ohio Governor John Kasich's wife is around! That is because she does everything that could need doing -- the laundry, the sammiches, never letting him forget he's a man cause she's a woman.
Why don't all those lesbians and feminazis just find a good strong Ohio Republican governor to keep them in mink coats and Tide laundry detergent? Oh we forgot: because they are ugly. HAHAHAHAHA. In related news, we had another sex dream about Rachel Maddow last night. AGAIN. This time, we had fallen asleep flying a parachute to the beach, and there she was, just cold walkin' up the beach, like a boss.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.