Ohio Gov. John Kasich Wants You To Know His ‘Hot Wife’ Is In Kitchen, Making Him a Sammich, Where She Belongs


How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One and that's not funny? Oh no no no no. Feminists don't change lightbulbs, apparently, if Ohio Governor John Kasich's wife is around! That is because she does everything that could need doing -- the laundry, the sammiches, never letting him forget he's a man cause she's a woman.

Why don't all those lesbians and feminazis just find a good strong Ohio Republican governor to keep them in mink coats and Tide laundry detergent? Oh we forgot: because they are ugly. HAHAHAHAHA. In related news, we had another sex dream about Rachel Maddow last night. AGAIN. This time, we had fallen asleep flying a parachute to the beach, and there she was, just cold walkin' up the beach, like a boss.

[Plunderbund, via AngryBlackLady]

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