Ohio Is the New Black

About those exits: We're starting to get this weird feeling that the birdies who gave us those delicious early numbers are really Karl Rove. Or Ashton Kutcher. And while we usually are of the opinion that we like the sort of "punking" that's found in prison movies, we are not enjoying the prospect of getting reamed for another four years.


It's not that we really, really believe we got played. We are just, ahem, covering our ass.

White House Race Coming Down to Fla., Ohio [AP/Yahoo]

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