Ohioan Boehner Wows Florida Crowds With Tropical Tan


Fashion icon John Boehner (or somebody who looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM) was spotted in a regal white-mock-turtleneck-and-khaki-shorts combo at a southwest Florida redneck bar this weekend. Wonkette tipster "Jelly of the Month" sends us this photo of His Nibs, looking "orange as the day he was born." This reminds us, it has been how long since we've done a proper Wonk'd?Send your "famous celebrity (in the sense that you saw them on CSPAN2 at 7am this one time)" sighting reports to tips@wonkette.com.


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