Old Handsome Joe Biden To Campaign For Pakistani 7-11 Owner Votes
God and your editrix love them some Old Handsome Joe Biden. Such cheer, such kindness, such fool things falling from his real purty mouth. Well good news for us, fellows, as the crack team at HuffPo has discoveredsecret plans to unearth the World's Sexiest Grandpa from Dick Cheney's Lair and send him across the country! So if you live in a place in the country that is full of "working class white voters" or "labor" or "Jews," you too might get a chance to bask in the gleam off his unearthly choppers!
What "gaffes" will Joe Biden make, all over the country? Any gaffes he wants to, he is an American and as such has First Amendment rights! In the meantime, here is C-Span's tube of all 90 minutes of his debate with Lipliner Tattoo Model Sarah Palin, for Hope and also to kill time before your gubmint check comes and you can go to the food-stamp store for government cheese. [HuffPo]
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