Old Texas Lady Beats Son's 'Roommate' With Cane, Proves You're Never Too Old To Go Hate-Criming
A 71-year-old Texas "lady"beat and choked her son's "roommate" with a cane while yelling slurs about gay people. (We are putting "roommate" in scare-quotes because for the life of us we cannot figure out why else an old lady would get so mad at her son's roommate that she attempted to murder him, while calling him slurs about gay people, unless she thought the roommate and her son were sexing each other's bottoms, in which case, lady, please join PFLAG and just talk it through.) Then she beat the roommate's mother, when she arrived to come to his aid.
Richland Hills police say Wanda Derby repeatedly hit a 25-year-old man with her wooden cane and used it to choke him.
Police say she was angry Wednesday night and yelled derogatory terms for a gay man. Authorities say the victim, who is her son’s roommate, had bruises on his throat and body.
We're sure Wanda Derby is a good Christian bitch and not just a hate-criming murder-attempter. So everyone, quick, write a check for the legal defense fund that we're sure Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller will set up any moment. [DallasEdge]
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