OMG You Mean John McCain Is Still Alive??
GAHHH what the hell is this! The campaign's over, OLD MAN. Go get a real American job now, OLD MAN. So terrifying. Anyway, the long and the short of it is that John McCain's starting a new PAC called "Country First," so check out its fancy website, which is a long donation form and absolutely nothing else. John McCain's never had any problems raising money in the past (HEHEHE), so this website should more or less heal the economy. [Country First]