December 01, 2006 04:06 PM
Only You Can Prevent LNS Kids From Procreating
In an obvious attempt to steal Meth Day's thunder, today is World AIDS Day. Yay for AIDS! The recent problems with condom procurement and usage we've reported make it all too clear that DC needs a lot more of these "Condom Safe Sites" so LNS kids aren't wasting time looking for a CVS when they could be having terrible sex and then vomiting on each other.
Right now, there are only Condom Safe Sites at Georgetown and American University, but who knows where exactly? And there's one in Arlington, somewhere. (Clarendon Grill?) Please help by establishing a Condom Safe Site at Milano and Smith Point now.