Operation Rescue Founder Randall Terry Invites Your Wonkette To Drink Beer, Murder Children
Oh that is nice,Randall Terry, the pro-life activist and "Democrat" who beat Obama in 242 percent of the Oklahoma Democratic primaries this year, has a new website, and he is inviting the "child-killers" at Your Wonkette (along with the cool dudes at RightWingWatch and the humorless nags at Jezzy) to come join him for a virtual beer!
This is awkward because Your Wonkette once made a very clever Heathers joke about Randall Terry loving his dead gay son, but then it turned out Randall Terry's gay son was actually dead, and Your Wonkette had a brief and unwelcome (not to mention "unfamiliar") bout with utter shame. Then we got over it, because there were children around that hadn't yet been murdered. A woman's work is just never done!
One time, no joke, your Editrix did in fact go so far as to take her baby son to see a live theater production of Medea on Mother's Day -- the one where she murders all her children to get back at faithless Jason, not the tubby frank lady thespianed by Tyler Perry. He was nine maybe? He liked it okay? She has yet to throw him out of the house and disown him for being a homo, though, so it looks like she won't win any Randall Terry Prizes for Mother of the Year. Maybe you will?
Think of ProLifeWarrior as a “cyber-pub” where the troops can gather to have a beer and a shot. That means you can talk about anything you want, and we will not edit, remove, or in anyway censure what you have written. If you want to say “so-and-so is a #@%&,” that is your decision.
The reason for our editorial policy is simple: most Christian and Pro-Life blogs and on-line communities are sterile and lifeless. We prefer the rambunctious, loud, honest chaos of a crowded pub to the porcelain purity of an empty room. (The only exceptions are blasphemy, pornography, and credible threats of violence. See forum rules.) So if the child-killers at RightWingWatch or Jezebel or Wonkette want to come in and throw some punches, they are welcome to do so.
You could also think of ProLifeWarrior as a voice of resistance and recruitment, calling the Faithful out of the cyber-ghetto…into real political and cultural battle. That means we will vilify those who collaborate with the child-killers (such as NRLC or Ohio Right to Life); we will dismiss those who offer trite gimmicks in place of definitive action; we will expose and mock those who present tawdry fundraising schemes as a means to end this holocaust; and we will challenge those who cower in silence before the strong to rise from their knees and fight.
Our guiding principles and lights will be the Laws of Heaven, the fear of God (not man), and the heroes of the Scriptures, Church history, and the victorious social revolutions of the past.
Our mission is to help create the climate in which it becomes a criminal act to murder an unborn human being from conception till birth. This of course means criminalizing the pill, the patch, Plan-B, Depo-Provera, IUDs, and anything else that deliberately causes the death of an innocent human being who happens to reside in his/her mother’s womb.
So you've got your invitation, Wonkers. Just make sure nothing follows you home. [ProLifeWarrior]
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.