...Or You Could Just Not Give Ralph Nader Money


Ralph Nader spent 1000 man-hours coming up with this fundraising plea: "I've had a lot of hummus. Hummus is nutritious. And delicious. It makes you stronger and healthier. So, Bloomberg's report on the Lebanese claim to hummus got me to thinking about an idea that would help us raise funds to push our substantive agenda onto the front burner of American politics. If you donate to Nader/Gonazlez by midnight tonight an amount that has the number three in it (three being the number of lemons in my mom's hummus recipe), we'll e-mail to you Rose Nader's hummus recipe tomorrow." Eh, sorry, we don't have e-mail. [Hotline]


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