Oregon Hippies And Punx, See Us In Bend Tuesday Night!


We have fed and beered your compadres in Long Beach, CA, and Reno, Nevada, and they were lovely and we forgot to take pictures, and now, Bend, Oregon, it is your turn to shine!

What's in it for you? Free beer and pizza, IDIOT! Because I LOVE TO FEED AND BEER YOU!

More than one of you said Bend Pizza Kitchen, 2755 Northwest Crossing Dr., Bend, Oregon, so that is where we will be! Tuesday, Feb. 13, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m.!

Portland, Oregon (Feb. 15), and Spokane, Washington (Feb. 16), you are ON DECK. Where? That is for us to know and you to check back later!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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