• George and Laura always re-gift the holiday fruitcakes baked by Karen Hughes.
• White House has been planning for the big Sadie Hawkins Dance since the first cabinet meeting.
• Norman Mineta has been clinically dead since April, 1998.
• Four words: Ari Fleischer Sex Tape.
• Had to tell Karl Rove that back waxing alone did not make him metrosexual.
• Assassination attempt on Rumsfeld foiled when security agents took away the would-be assailant's garlic and wooden stake before he reached the coffin.
• Ann Veneman and Condie Rice once forced to kiss during a Cabinet game of Truth or Dare.
• Dick Cheney: bottom.
White House Book Flap [WaPo]