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Other Things We Are Mad About From 2005

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Well, your Editrix certainlyshit her own bed this morning, with her high dudgeon and great umbrage taken over a thing from 2005. HAW HAW DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME JOKE GOES HERE. But what are some other things we are mad about from 2005, as we hop in the Worst. Time Machine. Evar?


  • This mostly. Still mad about this. But we do like to think that if we were this lady, and we saw Condi Rice out shoe shopping at Ferragamo while a great American city drowned, we too would get all Ghost Andrew Breitbart and scream BEHAAAAVE YOURSELF! (And also stop raping people.)
  • Yahoo Personals. You guys, it was even worse than OKCupid!
  • John Bolton, John Roberts, and Pinochet. This was why we continue to can't have nice things!
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  • Whatever the fuck we were talking about here.
  • FUCK YOU 2005! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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