Other Thompson Also Running For President
Former Wisconsin Governor and HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson is running for president! He announced it yesterday, and even though the guy already filed his papers indicating his intention to run last December, he managed to scam a few minutes of coverage yesterday.
And because we can think of absolutely nothing interesting about Mr. Thompson, he may actually be the strongest Republican candidate yet.
* Not a cross-dressing high society fop.
* Not a rageful old man with octaroon babies.
* Probably has a regular crazy religion, not a scary and different crazy religion.
* Name is not "Brownback."
* Not Duncan Hunter.
Yeah, it's pretty much settled! All worship President Thompson!