Some of you have noticed that we cannot spell and that we make silly grammatical errors. There is a good reason for this: We are very, very drunk.
No, seriously: We're just a little drunk. In any case, we just want you to know that we welcome gentle correction in these matters -- indeed we rely on it. Actually, we sort of enjoy it. Tell us we've been a bad Wonkette. (We said we'd talk dirty if we had to.)
Thank you in advance. Now, another round!