Our Servers May Fail Us, but Katherine Harris Never Does

Quoth the Tampa Tribune: But in the past 10 days, Harris has:


* Had locks changed and posted a security guard at the door of her campaign headquarters in Tampa and had former staff members escorted in to retrieve their belongings.

* Told a gathering of supporters in Cocoa Beach on Saturday that the Republican Party had "infiltrated" her campaign staff to put "knives in my back."

* Told a reporter that a longtime, trusted political adviser had leaked a story about her staff members quitting, then called back to retract the comments.

* Announced hiring her new staff without identifying them.

Oh, Katherine. We love your Nixonian paranoia. Now, as you allow your former staff back into your office one at a time to retrieve their belongings, you must be positively bursting with optimism -- things are looking brighter and brighter, Representative Harris. While you may retreat into a circle of equally deluded confidantes, close yourself off from the world, and settle into a metaphorical bunker while riding out the last, oh, seven months of your doomed campaign, you must promise us one thing: you'll continue to make public appearances. Because some days, all we have left to live for are pictures like this:

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Questions Dog Harris Behavior [Tampa Tribune]

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