Outsourcing Wonkette

Dan Rather was too expensive. Jeff Gannon was too professional. But with Ana Marie completely exhausted from her month-long February vacation, she had to find someone to take up the slack here—me. Don't panic, though! Ana will still be posting. But she also has to finish that book. And like all the best novelists (Shatner, McInerney, etc.), Ana is cursed with the sort of delicate genius that only blooms in a lonely, contemplative exile of sprightly fashion spreads, PBS chin-scratchers, and "free breakfast tacos." So be patient, and let art takes its course. In the meantime, I'll be doing my best to keep Wonkette.com filthy, half-assed, and aggressively superficial.

About Greg Beato [Soundbitten]


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