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Oxford Wannabe Christine O'Donnell Opposed To 'Yale Values,' On Twitter

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While it's true the Ivy League is nothing more than a sleepaway camp that churns out future war criminals, this is almost completely unrelated to the simple fact that Christine O'Donnell has absolutely no idea what she's talking about in the above; she does not even have a vague, distant idea floating gracefully in a misty sea breeze. Oh and also, didn't America's 9/11 Hero President go to Yale, as well as his slightly more intelligent but not as heroic President-Dad?


To the far left is Christine O'Donnell's Democratic opponent, Chris Coons. The other guy with the big head is Real American lumberjack Joe Miller, moments after receiving his B.A./birth certificate/whatever from Yale Law School.

So basically Chris Coons is too elitist to pretend to go to Oxford, and Christine O'Donnell will give you Liberty with her untouched, mint-condition vagina, the end. [Twitter]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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