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Well we sent out a midday roundup (did you read it? MAN it had some good posts in it!) and now it is time for your end of day roundup. How will I fuck up this one, HENGHHHH?
Trick question, I am perfect.
In addition to being perfect, my doctor says I don’t have cancer, so sorry if I yelled at you this week I HAVE FUCKING CANCER, I am the boy who cried cancer, but I’m fine now. Sorry again!
STORIES!
Liz updates you on Ken Paxton, LOL.
I invited Montana to a party! (It is tomorrow! Montana should go!)
Gary keeps up with James O’Keefe, but what the hell, Matt Phelan and Liz Farkas wrote it for The Nation, when they previously broke their O’Keefe investigations with us? Well, I still love them, they’re great.
I cannot even wrap my head around what Kyrsten Sinema of the Sinema Party is trying to claim here, but Miss Everything Has A Solution would like to mediate between the Biden admin and the Pentagon allowing servicemembers to travel for abortions, and Sen. Tommy Tuberville, who is willing to hold up all military promotions until they don’t. What’s the middle ground here, exactly? Fuck if she knows.
And this by Dok is the greatest thing. Yay Dok! Yay Maine! YAY US!
Hey Maine, You're Our Friday Special State Of Awesomeness!
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Maple Rye Old Fashioned!
Greetings, Wonketeers! I’m Hooper, your bartender. It’s been a hella week. We got back from vacation and immediately dropped our daughter off at college for her first year. On the political front … well, it’s too early to say that the chickens are coming home to roost, but the chickens …
"In addition to being perfect, my doctor says I don’t have cancer"
We is all delighted to here that!
I join your loyal readers in, "Hurray for no cancer," and wishing you continued perfect health forever.