Hoopy Froods Taking A Flying Fuck At A Rolling Donut
We know where our towel is.
What were we reading together this morning? TABS!
But other than that, Lauren Boebert, how was the play?
Wank wank wank, wank wank, wank wank wank wank.
George W. Bush did a good thing once (true story!). They would like to kill that now.
It’s Hug Your Boss Day, I’m pretty sure.
Don’t panic, you’ve got your towel and you’re a hoopy frood.
NOW panic.
Things are so hard for Barely Speaker Kevin. But HE AIN’T CARE!
Koch Brothers edition:
Thank you, but we’d prefer to postpone KHive vs. The World till 2028, and any “pundit” that doesn’t know that basic fucking fact can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut … TO THE MOON!
NOPE.
NOPE.
YES.
Hi ho