Joni Ernst Choked On A Woke
These people are lunatics. Glad she's OK.
Iowa Republican Senator Joni Ernst choked yesterday and Kentucky Republican Senator Rand Paul, who is a sorta kinda eye doctor (self-certified), saved her by using the Heimlich. It happened at a Senate luncheon. She’s OK now.
Three cheers for Rand Paul for seeing a choking woman and not being a total fucking libertarian about it and demanding she pull her windpipe up by its bootstraps.
Seriously, though. Glad she’s OK.
Confirming the news, Ernst wrote on the Artist Formerly Known As Twitter: “Can’t help but choke on the woke policies Dems are forcing down our throats. Thanks, Dr. @RandPaul!”
Shut the fuck up.
Ernst could have died and she came out of it with a new lease on life, ready to make dumbass “woke” jokes about Democrats?
Glad she’s OK, but shut the fuck up.
Utah Republican Senator Mike Lee is so thirsty he had to lick Rand Paul’s stethoscope on Twitter and call him a hero.
Get a room, you fucking dork. And stay in it, by yourself.
He said, “Not all senators can quote Mises and Hayek — while saving lives!” Jesus Christ. As if anybody whose opinion is worth shit thinks of Rand Paul as either intellectually or medically formidable.
Republicans are basically at this point just the party of fascists, shut-ins and lunatics and these tweets are why normal people hate them.
Again, glad she’s OK.
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OT: A genius on Threads pointed out that George Santos is Andy Kaufman and now it all makes sense.
Might be the only useful thing Randy has ever done, so kudos to him for that.