Metro Section: Ladies Love Liquor
It's not functional alcoholism unless you still have all your items in the morning. [ Craigslist ; Craigslist ]
Dispelling the myth of the penis cookie: it's not funny "ha ha," it's just funny, "eh eh." [ Rock Creek Rambler ]
We never met a "boozehound blogger" we didn't like. [ Circumlocutor ]
The ghost of boozehound blogger future might change that. [ Why I Hate DC ]