This Season, On IMPEACH

It's wonkette's evening news roundup!

Wait a minute, Republicans can’t keep the government running? That can’t be right.

House Speaker For The Ages Kevin McCarthy Flawlessly Passes Inevitable Government Shutdown

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Heart hug :)

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro Gonna Do All The Voter Frauds (By Letting People Vote)

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This poor dumb idiot (not a fed).

Capitol Riot Conspiracy Magnet Ray Epps Still Not A Fed, Now Under Federal Indictment.

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This is my favorite sentence today:

Better do some more Newsmax GoFundMes or find your neighborhood Buy Nothing group on Facebook and see if anybody is giving away “legal bills.”

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Oh boy, we’re so excited for this season of IMPEACH!

James Comer Throwing First Biden Impeachment Hearing Next Week, Promises No New Evidence Against Bidens

See you in the morning, with tabs!