Wonkette News: Hey what if we let people's undocumented husbands and wives stay in America? -- Joe Biden
It's your day's news, today!
Hope you’re getting Juneteenth off tomorrow. Wonkette is! (Mostly.)
What did we learn today? Let’s start off with a couple of Nice Times!
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Haha “for more.” Dok kills me sometimes!
Here’s a couple religious nuts, but the bad kind.
LATE UPDATE (on twitter): BUH-BYE.
And this guy!
And Kirk Cameron! You know him! And wish you didn’t!
Here’s two from Evan. Poor Steve Bannon! “FATHER ODOR.” And that’s why you subscribe to Wonkette!
And also!
JD Vance is an asshole.
I bet Trump doesn’t win this time either.
And Robyn does seem, as usual, correct!
If you’re lonely, stop by tomorrow for tabs!
Of course Wonkette is only "mostly" off; you're a public utility!
I too will be on tomorrow. I am a rideshare driver in DC, and last year I drove a young woman to work a festival on Black Lives Matter Plaza. I can't wait to see who I'll pick up tomorrow. (Hopefully not another insurrectionist.)
Trump had documents. He split from the whole f***ing program.