Looks like Evan and Dok “forgot” to send your evening news roundup to you yesterday after I left early to go party with your girl Kamala and 8,000 of her closest Detroit friends, and I am not even mad at them at all because I always “forget” to send your evening news roundup to you too! Because I hate it!!!
Well here is that one and all the posts of today!
Hey, lookin’ good, me! And here’s that hot shirt!
And Dominic was there and took pictures, obviously. Because we have a photojournalist! (And a bartender. And a gif artist. And a baker. And a misinformation debunker. And and and!)
There were some tabs! They were thrown together!
The 13 Best Stories Before I Had To Leave Work Early For Kamala Detroit! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 8, 2024
I fixed Dok’s headline for him, obviously. (You can tell my headlines because they are the best headlines that aren’t Evan’s headlines.)
Yeah there’s already been news on this one since CripDyke wrote it, and it is Elno SLAPP-suited the nice ad consortium out of existence. :(
Oh yeah, this is bad!
:/
I haven’t even read this one yet, because I was in jury duty! I bet it’s really good though, and that I would like it.
Same for this one! I bet it’s very upsetting though, and that I won’t like it.
This was damn stupid.
Also stupid!
And stupid, cocky, entitled, mediocre, pathetic, and GROSS.
See you bright and early tomorrow for TABS!
Perfect recap, thank you for putting it all into one spot..... so much going on!
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