Wonkette's News Of Today *Should Be So Gottdamn Lucky!*

Detroit vs. Everybody? No, Detroit vs. Trump!

Oh dang, Courtney B. Vance. Oh dang, Kamala Harris campaign!

Trump, go fuck yourself.

Love, Detroit

Donald Trump To Detroit: Drop Dead

Robyn looked into the other crazy shit Trump said last night, would you believe he might be full of it?

Donald Trump's Number One Parenting Tip? Execute The Drug Dealers!

Jill Stein was here too, and Dom was there!

Jill Stein Wants To Punish You

Dangit Gretchen! DANGIT! Just kidding, it’s cool.

Dangit, Gretchen Whitmer Did The Lesbian Dorito Eucharist

B. Barry Bamz wasn’t in Detroit, so probably doesn’t count.

Let's Watch Barack Obama Kick Donald Trump Right In The ... Economic Policy

Marcie had the greatest time watching Larry Hogan get his ass beat.

Maryland Senate Hopeful Angela Alsobrooks Dragged Larry Hogan's Ass To Hell Last Night

Sigh.

Trumpers Now Refusing FEMA Help, Death-Threating Meteorologists. As One Does.

Bigger sigh.

Maybe The GOP Isn't Dumb Or Desperate. Maybe They Just Hate Trans People.

Uh … yay? Allegedly?

Scientology Won't Get To Name Woman They Forced At 16 To Marry Her Rapist.

I wrote you a morning news roundup!

I Had That Dream Again. Tabs, Fri., Oct. 11, 2024

And then we all had a drink!

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Apple Brandy Old Fashioned!

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