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Afternoon post roundup!

If you haven’t been reading your tabs — AND WHY NOT??? — you might not even have seen we are having a PARTY. Guess you better click and learn more!

What Does Trump Call A FEMA Worker With Two Black Eyes? Tabs, Tues., Oct. 22, 2024

Who wants romantic advice from Cheryl Hines? I’m guessing all of us, Katie!

Hey! Who Wants Some Romantic Advice From Cheryl Hines?

This is really crazy. The Virginia MAGA AG indicted this election official in 2022, and still hasn’t told her the charges against her. Anyway, she’s suing, as SHE SHOULD.

Virginia AG Charged Election Official With ???, Now In Stage Of 'Finding Out'

Here’s several terrible stories in a row, GIRD YOU!

Of Course Infant Mortality Spiked After Dobbs

And OH LORD.

Idaho's 'Parental Rights' Anti-Trans Law Harming Idaho Teens, As Designed

And BLECH.

Sleazy Ex-Abercrombie CEO Arrested For Sexually Exploiting Aspiring Models

More fuckery, but at least it’s not those last three stories!

We Guess Ron DeSantis Just Loves Threatening Businesses!

This man is a clown.

Blah'd Runner: Who's Suing Elon Musk Today?

This man is a fool.

Black NAZI! Mark Robinson Has Worse Lawyers Than Donald Trump

These people are disgusting.

Russian Hackers Try To Smear Tim Walz As A Pedophile, Ha Ha Ha, How Original

But these people are not! (You should watch, Dok did and says they’re great!

Live: Let's Watch Tim Walz, Barack Obama Arm-Wrestle For Title Of 'America's Dad'

Put on your tinfoil hats, there’s conspiracies abounding!

It's Two Weeks Until The Election, So Here Come The Conspiracy Theorists!

And there you have it for today! See you bright and early for TABS!