Wonkette's Today In News Saw Professor Obama Making Babies And The Baby Looked At Me

Afternoon post roundup!

Welcome to our end of day roundup!

Heck let’s start with our end of day! Obama and Eminem came to rap at Detroit, and Dominic was there!

Thousands Show Up in Detroit For History Lesson From Prof. Obama

Dok wrote it up, and the preceding rally in Wisconsin, even though he wasn’t!

Tim Walz Called Elno A Dipsh*t And All We Got Was This Wonderful Memory

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Obama.

This has been an ad for the Wonkette Bazaar.

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There was so much crazy news this morning! We got to some of it today!

This Little PISHER. Tabs, Wed., Oct. 23, 2024

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And yet I still remain capable of being shocked.

How Much Is Too Much To Pay For 'Mexican' (American) Soldier's Funeral? Ask Donald Trump.

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Marcie had THOUGHTS!

So Long, Bacall’s Mercedes! Rudy Giuliani Has To Give You And EVERYTHING ELSE To Nice Ladies He Defamed!

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Marcie had thoughts again!

Would Harris Pardon Trump And Let Republicans Control Women Just A Little? Or Nah, F*ck Off?

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Robyn usually takes Wednesdays off, but she saw this story last night and decided to take her day off later!

Tim Pool Taking Break To Spend Time With His Non-Existent Family

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Evan came back from his long weekend just in time to yell at Aileen Cannon, a stupid woman.

Guess Which Absolute Moron Is Reportedly On Trump's Short List For Attorney General?

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Matthew Sweet will get the care he needs, but JESUS.

America! Where Even Rock Stars Need To Crowdfund Their Medical Care

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Oh Kamala what did you do now!

Why, O Lord, Didst Kamala Harris Persecute Thy Righteous Fanboys Who Heckled Her?

See you bright and early tomorrow for tabs!