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OK, we are continuing our tradition of making the top ten post even shorter than ever before, so cutting right to counting down the top ten stories of the week, in reverse order starting with number one, because we are bad at countdowns.
Stories chosen by Beyoncé, as per usual:
1. This Incel-Forum-Owning, Pro-Rape VA Congressional Candidate Got Kicked The Hell Off The Internet
2. This Incel Dating Website Is Fake, Right? Please Tell Us It Is Fake.
3. Internet Assholes Shocked To Discover They Can’t Troll The Courts
4. Conservative Stanford Professor Had Great Reason To Ratfuck Undergrad: Free Speech!
5. Michael Avenatti Is Back! Did You Miss Him?
6. Rudy Giuliani Just Admitted To Public Corruption, And That Wasn’t The Crazy Part
7. Let’s Ogle Spain’s Hot New Prime Minister And Break Down Weeping With Jealousy!
8. Oh Great, Now Scott Pruitt Will Never Get That Fancy Lube He Likes!
9. Prosecutors Relying On James O’Keefe Vids Shit Bed Again Because They Relied On James O’Keefe Vids
10. Racist Families That Vacation Together, Do Hate Crimes Together…
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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