Palin Suspends Own Ability To Form Sentences, To Fix The Economy!
McCain pays his celebrity makeup artist $5,000 per session. Why won't Cindy chip in for the 2 Whore Diamond upgrade? [ Us Weekly ]
America is saved, hooray! Meet the Palin Plan: "Congress not pointing fingers at this point at … one another." Quick! Let's go do this thing! [ Matthew Yglesias ]
Campell Brown wants to know why the Sexist Media does not ask Sarah Palin tuff questions even though the media is forbidden to speak to Palin, who is kept inside a snowglobe. [ Ezra Klein ]
Oh dear, some racist Quakers hung Obama in effigy, in Oregon. The Decemberists opened. [ Oregon Live ]
Bill Clinton says he can't campaign for Obama -- or do his Calc homework -- because of September's twelve Jewish holidays. [ Ben Smith ]