Panda Pregancy Is Not So Black And White (Sorry!)

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Juli Weiner

May 08, 2009 05:27 PM

It doesn't matter whether the National Zoo's panda's uterus is half full or half empty—the important thing is how you look at it. [DCist]

Like a sullen teenager, the DC Metro is looking towards food to fix its problems. [Washington Post]

A bunch of firefighters were hurt during a local accidental tragedy at a strip mall that involved a gas leak, a strip mall, and injured firefighters. [DC Examiner]

If you hurry, you can maybe catch the tail end of Jack Kemp's memorial happening now at the National Cathedral. [WTOP]

Premise: Wunderkind, in DC-speak, is apparently anyone younger than the arbitrary age of 40. Proposition: Meet 40 White House beat reporters younger than 40. Bonus tautology: Jake Tapper! [Fishbowl DC]

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Whaaaat? Devin Nunes Obstructing The Russia Investigation Again? THE FUCK YOU SAY!

FUCKING DEVIN.

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Did you know the Russia investigation is still a thing? America sort of took a break from it (Robert Mueller didn't), so we could focus on being horrified that Donald Trump has been ripping babies out of mommies' arms with such glee you'd think the babies were Big Macs. But here are a couple stories you might have missed in the past couple of days, and they both involve Devin Nunes obstructing justice, because that's the only thing he's good at. (OK, fine, we may have heard a rumor that he is also good at fucking cows, but that is just a rumor, so you guys need to stop being such Gossiping Gwendolyns!)

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Whole Bunch Of Fuckheads Crying About Mean Liberals Being 'Uncivil' To Bloodthirsty Monsters

Oh shit, Maxine Waters murdered someone again!

Post-Racial America

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This weekend, Sarah Huckabee Sanders was politely asked to leave a restaurant in Virginia. Before that, Department of Homeland Security chief Kirstjen Nielsen -- fresh off of denying then excusing putting Mexican children in cages -- was shamed out of a Mexican restaurant. And Pam Bondi, the Florida AG, got her ass booed out of a screening of the Mr. Rogers documentary by a good citizen. Watch it, it was great!

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