Paultard: I Am Not A Zombie Or A Retard!

kill me before i open my mouth againSomewhere deep in the frozen confines of the Internet, a legion of illegal alien spambots known as "supporters of Rep. Ron Paul for president" turned their cold laser eyes towards Wonkette this weekend, "destroy" being their only directive. We've ripped on the 'tards a lot recently and definitely saw this coming. But they really are kind of retarded. And spambotic.


Referring to this, or this, or maybe this -- who knows -- one spambot tries to shake off all traces of cyber dust by super-Americanizing itself:

Sir, I found you article about the Ron Paul campaign to absolutely disgraceful. I am a supprter of Ron Paul. I am not a zombie or a retard or any other insulting name you can call me. I am an American whose family came here 370 years ago and whose family served and gave room and board to George Washington at the battle of Trenton and was with him at the crossing of the Delaware (Elizabeth Newswanger's family and Enoch addis).

Blah blah bah robot. Because if you've seen The Matrix Reloaded, which is probably like every Paultard's favorite movie (because it's bad and stuff), you know only electricity-hungry robots could come up with clinchers like this:

I will work to no end to have this country dissolved and I will work towards a new American Revolution that is long over due. The United States of America and wonkette can rot in hell!

PAUL IZ GOLD STANDDERD! AMERKA 4 LOVE AND OR PAUL REVZOLUTIONS NO HUCKBEES@#

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