Paultards Seek Blimp

burn! burn!!!!So now they want a fucking blimp. Who knows which Paultard -- perhaps Pink Taco John? -- came up with this gem of a pyramid scheme, but like all the other ones, it's raising disgusting amounts of Liberty Dollars.

The campaign to purchase a Paultard Blimp has raised $167, 325 towards its $350,000 goal as of 9:12 this morning, according to its website (via Radar). Whether this is true or not, I still will be going upstairs to find a razor and cut my wrists after finishing this post, thanks to the very idea of a Paultard Blimp.

OMG, these people:

As GPS co-ordinates stream to the website a map shows the Ron Paul blimp's location in real time. The local Television stations broadcast its every move. The curious flock together and make a trip to see history in the making. Emails with pictures are sent, then forwarded, then forwarded again. Youtube videos go viral and reach tens of millions of views. Ron Paul becomes the first presidential candidate in history to have his very own blimp. The PR stunt generates millions upon millions of dollars worth in free publicity, and captures the imagination of America.

This is just too Paultardian not to be a joke.

Ron Paul Blimp (via Radar)


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