Pentagon Declares War On Capitol Hill
Frustrated by the House and Senate's continuing attempts to end the Iraq War by cutting off the money, Defense Secretary Robert Gates has launched air strikes on the U.S. Capitol. A witness to the carnage reports from the Longworth House building:
Umm, so a formation of 7 fighter jets just flew over Longworth. Then they came back and flew over again. We're in Longworth and we called Cap Police to figure out what's going on and they just said that they're authorized to fly over. I asked if there was any reason why and they said no. So I asked if they were just doing it to do it and they said yes. Kind of weird.Mr. President, let the SURGE continue!