Pentagon to Spend A Gazillion Dollars on Iraq Equivalent of 'Slate'
The U.S. command in Baghdad is seeking bidders for a two-year, $20 million public relations contract that calls for monitoring the tone of Iraq news stories filed by U.S. and foreign media.
Hey US Command, tell you what: give us, like, one million bucks, and we'll get ya started with fucking Google news alerts and Bloglines.
No, no -- don't thank us. Thank your own astounding ineptitude.
(note: You may need to figure out how to use email).