People Who Should Be Taught Some Manners As Soon As Possible! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 14, 2021

People Who Should Be Taught Some Manners As Soon As Possible! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 14, 2021
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James Comey, lick my actual ass.

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Rep. Mikie Sherrill laid a pretty serious charge that GOP members were leading rally participants on "recon" missions through the Capitol the night before the attack on the Hill, and we've been waiting for further reporting before rushing it out all licketysplicket. Surely if she'd been certain of what she'd seen, it wouldn't have been one sentence in a 13-minute video a week later. Rep. Tim Ryan says they've asked "certain agencies" what the actual fuck with the many "tours" they saw and reported before the attack even began, featuring handfuls of people (more than a family, say). (Politico) Letter to the House sergeant at arms, signed by three dozen or so members. (InsiderNJ)

Years of mainstream Republican politics made this. — Vox

Facebook has been running body armor ads next to election misinfo. But how could that beeeeeeee. (Buzzfeed)

Capitol Police wondering the same damn things as the rest of us: Was it an inside GOP member job, and where the fuck was their command? — Buzzfeed

Nobody could have foreseen they'd breach the Capitol, DOD edition. (Intercept)

But how could the FBI have known the Right was planning violence and murder and rape and whatnot protected First Amendment activities at the Capitol when this was only published in November? (Unicorn Riot)

The Rev. Dr. William Barber discusses his Poor People's Campaign getting arrested for singing, as opposed to, you know, and says it's always most shitfucked when things are starting to change. (Not his words precisely.) — Poor People's Campaign statement

Oklahoma Sen. James Lankford is on the Tulsa Race Massacre Centennial Commission. Um. (The Lost Ogle)

Why Sara Sidner couldn't stop crying on live TV: because she was so fucking mad at you dicks infecting everyone for "freedom." — CNN

Sean Hannity hobbles into last place. — Eric Boehlert at PressRun

Elon Musk is now the world's richest person. I have never seen a Tesla in the wild, but almost everyone in the country has used Amazon. It all seems very strange! (Recode)

Click through for pic of handsome ambassador and his handsome husband, gonna be in charge of Protocol, no not the Goldie Hawn movie I very much loved. (Axios)

Women are better leaders during a crisis — Science. (Harvard Business Review)

Wait, KEN Langone????

"I'm going to do everything I can from Day One to make sure I do my part to make Joe Biden the most successful president in the history of this country," Langone said. "There's a selfish reason for that, we've got very serious major issues in American to deal with," such as the coronavirus pandemic and public education.

I mean, welcome to the light side, billionaire Home Depot founder, I guess? — CNBC

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