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Phases of the Moon

We cannot figure out how it is that people are just now starting to get all het up about Rev. Moon's bizarre love god crowning event. It was in March, and we thought it was hilarious. Now we think it's a story from March. But since you people seem bound and determined to pelt us with emails until we participate in some kind of media mass marriage, well, here:


Moon: Make Love Organs, Not War

John Gorenfeld (the genius behind the close-to-the-bone comedy of R. Robot's Weblog) pronounces Sun Myung Moon the "Rupert Pupkin of politics," as Moon also "has a little fantasy he wants to achieve by associating himself with the famous and powerful." It's a perfect analogy except for one thing: Moon's guests are not cardboard cutouts of celebrities, they're live Congressmen. (Is this better or worse than the cardboard route? Discuss.) Gorenfeld runs down the guest-list for last night's Moon-shine ceremony honoring "ambassadors for peace."

Now, if we can just get people to stop sending us that Bush-ZombieReagan link. (It was really funny when they did it with Nixon, too!)

Moon: Make Love Organs, Not War [Wonkette]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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